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1、学习英语贵在坚持！每日英语，天天更新！旦养成良好的学习习惯！有计划的学习，积少成多，一定能够学好英语!振翅高飞a』G何惧■搏y每日笑Whattimeisitnow?-1-TwoPiecesofCake-2-MyBossandI・2・CleanGlass・4-Frog■5■Limerick・7-WhatAreTheTwoWords?-8-HeSwored)toDie・8-TheNewBaby・9-AGentleman・10■rmGlad-11■ASillyFather-13■IsHeDying?・15-S
2、ixorTwelve?・16■RopeorOx?-16-AreTheyWornOut?・17■2012/2/21Whattimeisitnow?Thetwoboyswerecampinginthebackyard・Whentheycouldn'tfigureoutwhattimeitwas,thefirstboysaidtothesecond,"Startsingingveryloud：HHowwillthathelp?”saidthesecondboy."Justdoit,Minsistedthefi
3、rst.Bothboysbrokeintosong,singingatthetopoftheirlungs・Momentslater,aneighborthrewopenherwindowandshouted,"Keepitdown!Don'tyouknowit'sthreeo'clockinthemorning?"现在几点了？两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道到了晚上几点钟。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说：“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。55“那就会知道时间吗？”第二个男孩问。“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。两个孩子
4、开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道：“小声点！你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗？”2012/2/22TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainlytakethispieceandcutittwo!两块蛋糕
5、f汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？妈妈：当然可以•…拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！注：PiecesofCake非常容易的事MyBossandIWhenItakealongtime,Iamslow・Whenmybo
6、sstakesalongtime,heisthorough・WhenIdon'tdoit，Iamlazy.Whenmybossdoesn'tdoit,heistoobusy・WhenIdosomethingwithoutbeingtold,Iamtryingtobesmart・Whenmybossdoesthesame,thatisinitiative・WhenIpleasemyboss,Iamass-kissing・Whenmybosspleaseshisboss,heisco-operating.I
7、dogood,mybossneverremembers.WhenIdowrong,heneverforgets.老板和我我做事情花了长时间，是效率低；老板做事情花了长时间，是深思熟虑。我没有做完事情，是懒惰；.老板没有做完事情，是太繁忙。，没有人告诉我的事情我做了，是自作聪明;老板做了同样的事情，是首创。我取悦老板，是献媚；老板取悦他的老板，是合作。我干得好，老板从来不会想起；我干得不好，老板从来不会忘记。CleanGlassJoeandFredwerehelpingtobuildahouseinavi
8、llage・Theweatherwasverywarm,therewasalotofdusteverywhere,andbyhalfpasttwelve,theywereverythirsty,sotheystoppedworktohavetheirlunch・Theyfoundthenearestsmallbar,wentinandsatdownwiththeirsandwiches・"Goodafternoon,gentlemen.WhatcanIgetyou?Mthemanbehindthebar
9、asked・JoelookedatFredandsaid,"Beer,Ithink.Yes,apintofbeereach.Isthatallrightforyou,Fred?”"Yes,thafsallright/1Fredsaid.Thenheturnedtothemanbehindthebarandsaid,"AndIwantitinacleanglass!Don'tforgetthat."Themanbehindthebarfill
