荆柯刺秦英语剧本

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1、一、EmperorandtheAssassin荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧木旁白（Aside）/介绍（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways・MrJingkewasthemostfamoussWordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”・Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappened

2、atthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）:Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?（画外音：It'syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状）Thankumirror!（面对观众）I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortold

3、himthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister?阿三（毕恭毕敬）:Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：rvetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallmeumymostbeautiful>graceful、handsome>charmingcute^smartanddearestPrinceDan!P可三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea・WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng（作杀耳犬）太子：Ohyeah—

4、ostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!（二•

5、•——世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?MJ三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand・OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.太子:Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspos

6、sible,OK?阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的咅乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.Jingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers'world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?荆轲Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!音乐起两人冲上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊oooo"李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：Whathappened?Whyaren，tyouhurt?荆轲：Wedon'tneedanyr

7、easontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:nLifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget."1gotit,Mommaisright.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howarcyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荆柯：F

8、ine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹晕倒荆柯:Hey,man,I'mkidding!太子丹：Oh,Tmkiddingtoo!（毕恭毕敬）MayIhaveyournamecard,please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：Tobeornottobe,thafsaquestion.卩可三:Hero,weneedyourhelp.荆柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.荆柯：Iamverybusynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?