The Book of Awesome.pdf

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2、sideoftheroadandrealizingyou'regoingthespeedlimitanywayIlegalnapsWhenyougetthemilk-to-cerealratiojustrightHigh-fivingbabiesWhenyou'reawkwardlystandingbyyourselfwithafulcafeteriatrayoffood...HavingawholerowtoyourselfontheplanePoppingBubbleWrapBeingthefirsttable

3、togetcaledupforthedinnerbuffetataweddingWhensomeonelandsonthehotelyoujustbuiltinMonopolyFindingamixtapegiventoyoubyanoldboyfriendorgirlfriendPickingtheperfectnachooffsomeoneelse'splateThemomentataconcertafterthelightsgooutandbeforethebandcomesonstageFindingout

4、yourbirthdayisonaFridayorSaturdaynextyearFixingelectronicsbysmackingthemHittingabunchofgreenlightsinarowWhenyoupushthebuttonfortheelevatorandit'salreadythereBakeryairTrippingandrealizingnoonesawyouTheUniversalFry-SharingPolicySleepinginnewbedsheetsUsinghotello

5、bbybathroomswhenyou'reoutwalkingaroundTakingyourbraoffafterwearingitforhoursThesoundofscissorscuttingconstructionpaperWakingupbeforeyouralarmclockandrealizingyou'vegotlotsofsleeptimeleftWhenthesocksfromthedryeralmatchupperfectlyWhenthere'sstiltimeleftinthepark

6、ingmeterwhenyoupulupThesmelofcrayonsPeelinganorangeinoneshotUsingalthedifferentshampoosandsoapsinsomeoneelse'sshowerWhenthevendingmachinegivesyoutwothingsinsteadofoneLickingthebatteroffthebeatersofacakemixerBeingthefirstpersonintoarealycrowdedmovietheaterandge

7、ttingthe...WaitersandwaitresseswhobringfreerefilswithoutaskingThefinalsecondsofuntanglingarealybigknotTheFiveSecondRuleWhenthethingyouweregoingtobuyisalreadyonsalePeelingthatthinplasticfilmoffnewelectronicsFindingyourkeysafterlookingforeverEatingtheextrafriesa

8、tthebottomofthebagThefeelingofscrunchingsandinyourfeetScrapingalthelintoffanoverflowinglinttrapThethank-youwavewhenyouletsomebodymergeinfrontofyouWhenyou'rerealytiredandabouttofala