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1、叫我第一名FrontoftheClassBrad:MynameisBradleyCohen.ButwhenIwasakid,peoplecalledmebylotsofnames,mybrother,Jeff,calledmeDr.Bobo.Mymomcalledmehoney.Andthekindsatschool?Well,theycalledmeeverythingfromspaztofreak.Ididn'thavemanyfriendsactually.ButIdidhaveaconstantcompanion,Icanbarely
2、rememberatimewhenitwasn'tthere.Nowsometimes,itwasn'taproblemforme.Othertimes,itwas.布拉德:我的名字叫布拉德利.科恩,但小时候,人们给我起了好多外号,我弟弟杰夫,叫我波波医生,我妈妈叫我宝贝。至于学校里的孩子们?噢,他们叫什么的都有,从笨蛋直到怪物。事实上,我的朋友不多。但我确实拥有一个终生伙伴,我不记得它几时曾离开过,有些时候,它不会困扰到我。但某些时刻,却会。Boy:Dropwhat?Dropbooks?扔什么?扔掉书?LittleBrad:Stopit.别
3、这样。Boy:Areyouscared,Brad?What'swrong?害怕了,布拉德?怎么了?LittleBrad:Leavemealone.走开。Boys:Fight!Fight!Fight!上啊!上!打!TeacherA:Whatisgoingon?发生什么事了?Boy:Comeon,bringiton!快点,来啊!TeacherA:Stop!Stopthatfightingrightnow!Getbacktoclass!Stopthatnonsense.Youareinbigtrouble,mister.老师A:住手。别打了,住手,
4、回去上课!别废话,你真是个大麻烦,先生TeacherB:Thegirlfellinthemudandgotdirty. 老师B:女孩跌进泥潭,全身脏透。布拉德:我和我的终身伙伴都憎恨学校,我迫不及待地盼望着放学。不再有作业,不再有课本,再不用看老师的臭脸色。6岁时,我的伙伴第一次出现,但几年后它才有了自己的名字,心理医生说我不过是精力过盛,我发出滑稽的声音,做出古怪的举止,只是为了引起注意,这只是个阶段,我会慢慢克服,变得“正常”...像其他人一样。直到现在,我的终生伙伴还陪伴着我。现在,对我朋友来说,我是个棒极了的正常人,一个喜欢棒球和80
5、年代无聊音乐的男孩。他们觉得,那音乐比我弄出的声音还奇怪。Brad:OnethingmyConstantCompanionandIagreedonwasthatwehatedschool.Icouldn'twaituntilIgotout.Nomorehomework,nomorebooks,nomoreteachers'dirtylooks.MycompanionfirstshowedupwhenIwassix,butitwasyearsbeforeithadaname.NowtheshrinkssaidIwasjusthyper,Imad
6、efunnynoisesandactedweirdtodrawattentiontomyself.Iwasjustaphase:I'dgrowoutofitandbe"normal"...likeeverybodyelse.Throughitall,myconstantcompanionstuckwithme.Now,tomyfriends,I'mjustregular,oldBrad.Theguywholikesbaseball,andwholovescheesy80smusic,whichtheythinkismuchweirdertha
7、nthenoisesImake.Brad:YouknowwhatIjustrealized?你知道我刚才意识到了什么?Nancy:What?南希:什么?Brad:AllduckshaveTourette's.所有的鸭子都有妥瑞氏症。Nancy:Whyisthat?为什么那么说?Brad:Youknowwhat.MyTourette's...mynoises.我的妥瑞氏症,我的噪音。Nancy:NotwhenIcomparethemtothenoisesotherguysmake.Youknow,likebraggers,loud-talker
8、s,egocentric,humor-challengedidiots.Seriously,no,yournoisesdon'tbothermeatall.Aslo