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1、AWonderfulCaricatureofIntimacyChapter1:SleepingwithRoachesBesan鏾n,France"I'mgettingtoooldforthis,"DracomumbledunderhisbreathasPansy'svoicedrilledamigraineintohishead."Excuseme?Whatdidyousay?"Pansyshrieked."Speakup,Draco.""Areyouthroughbitching,Pansy?Ihaveafewthings
2、togetdone,sowheneveryoufeellikewrappingthisup,itwillbeappreciated,"Dracoreplied,sittingonthecouchinthemassivelivingroomoftheirchateau,watchingashiswife,correction,ex-wife,pacedinfrontofhim."Haveyounotbeenlisteningtome?"sheyelled."Itoldyou,I'mleavingtonight!""Yes,Ih
3、eardthat.SodidhalfoftheNorthernhemisphere.Ifyoucouldloweryourvoice,maybewecandiscussthislikeadults.Iknowthat'ssomethingyou'renotusedto,butIhaveaheadacheandIneedtogocheckonZane.""Zane,Zane,Zane?he'sallyoueverthinkof,"Pansysaidacidly."Iwouldhopethat'strue,especiallys
4、eeingashowhe'sourson.Sinceyouobviouslydon'teverthinkofhim,Ido,"Dracoretorted,hisangerslowlygrowing."Ihavebetterthingstodothanchaseafterafour-year-old,"shereplied."Yes,likesleepwithyourboy-toy,"Dracomuttered.Pansyactedlikeshedidn'thearhim."Mythingsarealreadypackedan
5、dareontheirwaytoRouen.Angeloiswaitingformethere."Dracorolledhiseyes."Thanksfortheupdateonyourlover,"hesaiddryly."Youknewthiswascoming,Draco,"Pansysaid."Igaveyouplentyofchancestomakeourmarriageworkandyetyoudidn'tseemtheleastbitinterestedinkeepingmearound.""You'dthin
6、kthatyoursonwouldbeaprettygoodreasonforyoutostay,"Dracoreplied."Frankly,I'mgladyou'verealizedwhereyourprioritieslie.We'regoingtobemuchbetteroffwithoutyou."Pansysighedannoyinglyandstuckherfistsonherhips."Don'tyouevencarethatI'mleaving?""WhyshouldI?"Dracoasked."Youkn
7、owthismarriageisn'tbasedonanysortofemotion.DoIhavetokeepremindingyouthattheonlyreasonIstuckthatringonyourfingerwassothatZanewouldbealegitimatechild?""Zane,Zane,Zane?thatmistakeofachildtookawayfourgoodyearsofmylife,"Pansyexclaimed."DoyouknowhowmuchIhadtopayinorderto
8、getmybodybacktothewayitwasbeforeIwassaddledwithhim?"Dracoclenchedhisfiststokeepfromhittingher.Hewouldneverhitawoman,butsometimesPansylikedtotesth
