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1、Higuys,longtimenosee,havebeenawhilenottalkingtoyouguys.Welcometothebrandnewtalkshow,NickintheHouse.Iwilltalkaboutthingslikemyself,orthehotsocialtopics.Ihopeyoulikeit.大家好，好久不见，有段时间没跟大家见面了。欢迎大家来到我全新的脱口秀视频，我在这里会用自己的方式点评下社会热点自己身边的趣事等等。希望你们能喜欢。IheardthattheTraditionalChines
2、eEnglishishotnow.AlotofpeoplehadwatchedvideothataCCTVjournalistwasinterviewingaZanbiyadevelopmentdirectorAndrew.Theclassicsentenceis: HowdoyouseeChina'sDE'VE'LO'P'MENTinRE'CENT'LYyears.Igottosaythatitwasreallyfun.ButIthinkthisjournalistwillbeunderalotofpressure,comeon
3、,givetheguyabreak.Furthermore,Englishisjustalanguagetool,ifyoucanunderstandwhatIamtalkingabout,AndrewcanunderstandswhatIamtalkingabout,Lileihanmeimeicanunderstandeachother,sothatisenough.(justlikecursing,youunderstandit,andyoucursingbackneedaaccent?)(动作骂人)Mostimportant
4、ly,accentisabeautifulthing;itispasseddownfromourpioneers,generationfromgeneration.Werespecttheculture,Iamreallyproudofit,becauseIhaveanaccent.我听说中国传统#中式英语#最近又火了。相信许多人都看了那段央视记者用英语采访赞比亚发展委总监“按住”先生。那句最经典的：HowdoyouseeChina'sDE'VE'LO'P'MENTinRE'CENT'LYyears，我不得不说，这段视频很有趣。但是
5、我想这个记者现在身上一定有着不小的压力，朋友们，放他一马吧。再说了，英语其实就是一个语言工具，如果你明白我在说什么，“按住”先生明白我在说什么，李雷韩美美互相能明白对方的意思，这就足够了。就像骂人一样，你听明白了，回骂就够了，需要口音吗？最重要的是，口音是一种特有的艺术，它也是一辈传一辈，代代相传下来的。我们尊重传统文化，我有口音，我骄傲！AccordingtoSomeofficialpublicitydepartment’sreport,therearearound100floatingbodiesincertainareafro
6、mYellowrivereveryyear,butitissaidthatitwon’taffectthewater’squality,whichmeetsthenationalwaterstandard.Somepeoplearewhiningaboutit: no,thewaterisbad,thisismycountry,fullofitscharacteristic,blabalbal.Don’tbitchaboutit;youguyshavedrunkitforhundredsofyears,nowyoubecomeasm
7、arty?Hang*3?Suckitup,likePeterRussellsaid,beaman!Mommy,today’swatertastelikepig,shutupanddrinkit,don’tbeasissygirl,beaman.Mommy,today’swatertastelikediesel,drinkit,shutupanddrinkit,don’tbeasissygirl,beaman.Mommy,today’swatertastelikeshittyfeet,drinkit,shutupanddrinkit,
8、don’tbeasissygirl,beasuperman.根据某宣传部通报：平均每年在黄河某段漂浮的尸体约有100具，水质正常，符合标准，未出现因浮尸影响黄河水质情况.但是有些人就开始抱怨了，擦，水质太差，这就是我们的家园，太富有C
