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1、1.Oncetwohunterswenthuntingintheforest.Oneofthemsuddenlyfelldownbyaccident.Heshowedthewhitesofhiseyesandseemedtohaveceasedbreathing.Theotherhuntersoontookouthismobilephonetocalltheemergencycenterforhelp.Theoperatorsaidcalmly:"First,youshouldmakesurethatheisalreadydead."Thentheoper
2、atorheardagunshotfromtheotherendofthephoneandnextheheardthehunterasking:"WhatshouldIdonext?"两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说:“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:“第二步怎办?”2.LetmetakeitdownAnelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestznd
3、mostuselessthingthatIhaveeverseen.""Pless,sayitagain.Letmetakeitdown."themousesaid."IwilltellafleawhatIknow."为我所用一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。3.WateringFlowerInRainTom:Whydoyouhavethatwateringcan?Dan:I'mgoingtowatertheflowers.Tom:Butit'drainin
4、g.Dan:That'sOK.I'mwear-ingmyraincoat.雨天浇花汤姆:你拿喷壶做什么?丹:我要去浇花。汤姆:可是,在下雨呀!丹:没关系,我穿着雨衣呢!4.TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.Teacher:Pleasetellus.Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandth
5、esparrowisbesidetheswallow.两只鸟老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。老师:请说说看。学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。5、heFishNet"Canyoutellmewhatfishnetismade,Ann?""Alotoflittleholestiedtogetherwithstrings."repliedthelittlegirl.鱼网"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?"老师发问道。"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。"小女孩回答道。6、TheNe
6、wTeacherGeorgecomesfromschoolonthefirstofSeptember."George,howdidyoulikeyournewteacher?"askedhismother."Ididn'tlikeher,Mother,becauseshesaidthatthreeandthreeweresixandthenshesaidthattwoandfourweresixtoo....."新老师9月1日,乔治放学回到家里。"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?"妈妈问。"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6,可后来又说2加4也得6。"7、A
7、physicsExaminationOnceinaphysicsexamination,Nickfinishedthefirstquestionverysoon,whilehisclassmateswerethinkingithard.Thequestionwas:Whenitthunderswhydoweseethelightingfirst,thenhearthethunderrolls?Nick'sanswer:Becauseoureyesarebeforeears.一次物理考试在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题
8、。这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?尼克的
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