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1、2018年愚人节英语祝福语模板 becauseofyou,ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingamianmianzhizhongtraction.nowiwanttosayisthatishangbeizi.whatisbuiltnieah?! 因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?! alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsi
2、nfantsbricks,theoldbeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics,……shootyouusethemostappropriate! 砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适! psycho
3、logicaltest:ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthan…answer:youthanbeastsalsoabeastyouarebeasts;beastthanyou!happyaprilfool'sday! 心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐! notice:aprilfool'sdayappr
4、oaching,onapril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.followingisthefirst:youarehandsomestylesyushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover! 通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人! shace
5、ngsaid:ihave16change!journeysaid:ihave32change!wukongsaid:iam72changed!inhistangseng:nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?happyaprilfool'sday! 沙僧说：我有16变!八戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有72变!唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看
6、短信呢!愚人节快乐! afterdinnersevenmandment:iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!journey:remember? 饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒
7、立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗? somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookfortable,itislovelytothat.youreallydonotknowhowthatissaiguorabbit? 今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的? youstandin
8、thecrowdwerewhitefromthewindandthelonghair,asthemostbeautifulmelodiesworld,inmymindzhou,iwanttosay:youhavetodropawig……buttodayaprilfool'sday! 你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦! youf
