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1、史上最变态的测试题目Themostabnormaltestinhistory.・・(theFBIissaidtobededicatedtotheFBI.)Source:thelogofanlongOnceuponatimetherewasablindnumwholivedverylonely,sohehadadog.Dogslovetosticktohim・Onemorning,aknockatthedoortofind,istheneighboroftheblind,aneighborsaidtothebl
2、ind,〃howdoyouletyourdogstayedinthestairwellyesterdaynight?"Whentheblindmanheardit,hethoughtandthenhevomited.Why?Onceuponatime,therewasafatmanwhowenttoanewfriend,shouse.Thefatmandoesn,tlovetheman,heeatsthesnackallthetime・Whenthemealwasserved,thefatmanatethes
3、amething.BythetimethemeatwasFried,thefatmancouldn,tgetenoughtogotothebathroom・Thatnight,oneofthepartieswasmurdered.What,sgoingonhere?Onceuponatime,aseamanwasmarriedtoafemaleexperimenterinamedicallaboratory.Shortlyafterthemarriage,thefemaleexperimenterwasins
4、ane.Why?4,onceuponatimetherewasawoman,herhusbandverymuchliketohaveanaffair,thiswomanreallycan,tstandthiskindofcondition,decidedtotakemedicinesuicide,suicidebeforeheleftasuicidenotetoherfirstlover・Afterfirstloverseeletter,urgenttoarrivetothewomanhome,alsoago
5、odwomannotdead,thewomansawthefirstlovertobehaveveryexcited,twopeopletouching・Thefirstlovertoldthewomanthathemusthelpherhusband・Thenextday,thepolicecametothedoorandtoldthewomanthatherhusbandhaddiedanddiedwhilemeetinghismistress・What'sgoingonhere?Therewasafor
6、mergambler,swidow.Onedayshereadadiarywrittenbyherlittleson."Daddidn,tshowerandhehadalotofliceonApril6,andIcaughthimwhilehewassleeping・Itwasfunny.〃Whenawomanlooksatit,sheisinsane・Why?Thepolicefoundacomainthewild・Themaninthecomawasadepressedmanwholaydownonacl
7、imbingladderwithasleepingpillinhispocket・What,sgoingonhere?Onceuponatime,amanwithtwoparalyzedlegswenttothehospitalfortreatment・Hecommittedsuicidethenightbeforehewasreleasedfromhospita1.Afterward,thenurseclearedhisroomandfoundthathissheetswereporous・Why?Ayou
8、ngman,hishouseandhisneighbor,shousewereseparatedbyalawn.Onedaylateatnight,themanwasnextdoorquarrelingwake,afterheheardthesoundbreaksomething,cutknifesoundandthesoundofthecowseatgrass,afterawhile,hehear