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1、第一幕:老邢告诉老白姬无命逃出来了。白(急):赶紧走赶紧走run,runaway.pickupthingsthatarenecessary,andthenweshouldrunawayaspossibleaswecan!掌柜:去哪呀Towhere?白:姬无命逃狱了Jiwumingescapefromtheprison!小贝:唉,逃就逃呗,他要是再敢来,我就再给他一闷棍。Ai…Ifhedarestocome,Iwillhithimonhishead.白:然后我就给你收尸,他武功深不可测,上次不是因为被我点了穴,你们谁能治得了他。Then
2、Ijustneedtowaitforyourbody.Nobodyknowshowstrongheis.Iftherewasnotaexceptionforhim,wewouldnothavethechancetospeakheretoday.掌柜(面露紧张):那咋办呀Thenwhatweshoulddo,now?白:赶紧收拾东西,准备跑路。Wecandonothingexceptrunawayassoonaspossible.掌柜:小贝,不要再写了,去通知一下秀才他们,快点快点。XiaoBei,thereisnopointtostu
3、dy,you,nowinformothers.(秀才进)小贝:秀才来了,我去通知他们啊。Okay,Xiucaiiscoming,nowIwillgotoinformthem!秀才:你们好hello掌柜:你好你好。Hellohello.秀才:我这次来啊,主要是想着重阐述一下,为什么说知识就是力量。Em,IcometomakeyouknowwhyIsayknowledgeispower!掌柜(摔掉手中的书):没看见我们正忙着么,去找小郭阐述去。Don’tyouseewearebusy?TranslateittoXiaoguo!秀才:那不行
4、,她会攻击我的No.Shewillhitme.老白:(放下手中东西,指着秀才)你再不走,我也攻击你啊。Ifyoudon’tgo,Iwillhityou,too.秀才:君子动口不动手Itisbettertosaythandoforagentleman.掌柜:(把秀才向门外推)他不动我动。Ifhedon’t,Iwill.秀才:哎哎,你们怎么都这样啊,难道真理就那么难以接受。难道武力就能解决问题啊。AI…whyareyoualllikethis.Isiteverydifficulttoacceptthetruth.Onlyforcecans
5、olveproblems?掌柜:(收拾手中的手饰)好好好,你说。你倒是说呀。Okokok,sayit!Yousayit!!!秀才:那得从任何宇宙的关系开始讲起的Itwillbeginwiththerelationshipbetweentheuniverseandthehumanbeing.白:哎呀,太精彩太震撼太有说服力了,唉,枕头带不带啊。Ah,Excellent!Beautiful!meaningful!Well,takethepillow?秀才:那你们前面干嘛还笑话我呀。Then,whyyouwerelaughingatme?掌
6、柜:那是因为我无知,诶,我的镜子呢。Itisourignorance.Whereismymirror?秀才:您还知道自己无知啊。Youknowyouareignorance..白:不仅无知,而且不以为耻反以为荣。Notonlythat,butalsotakeitasglory.秀才:(疑惑)你们you?掌柜:我们,我们是禽兽,是败类。先凑合一下,快一点,路上在收拾吧。We,wearestupid,monisters!quickly.Packthemontheway.秀才:你们you…白:我们是罪人,是耻辱,是你的绊脚石行了吧。这个你带
7、着吧。Wearecrime,shame,weareyoustumblingstone.Willyoutakethis?秀才:知耻而后勇,你们还是有希望的。只要多读书,读好书Afterknowstheshamebuttobebrave,itseemsthatyouaregood.Ifyoureadmorebooks,readgoodbooks……(玻璃声)秀才:哎哎哎,我还没说是啥书呢。Aiaiai,Ihaven’tsaywhatbooks.第二幕姬无命:哎等等ai,wait.白:怎么了。What?姬无命:不对劲啊。Anythingwr
8、ong..白:咋了。What?姬无命:我见过你么haveIeverseenyou?白:没有啊。never姬无命:你贵姓啊。Younameplease.老白:姓周。Zhou姬无命:我为啥觉得我跟你这么熟呢。WhyIfeel