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1、415TheOneWithAllTheRugby[Scene:Abeautyparlour,RachelisgettingamanicurewhileChandler,yesChandler,isgettingapetticure(DoesthatscareyouthatIknowthoseterms? Well,itscaresme.).]Chandler:Y'know,Ican'tbelieveI'mgettingmynailsdone! Andyousaiditwasgonnabefun!(pause)Whi
2、chitkindais. Also,yousaidtherewouldbeotherguyshere.Therearenootherguyshere!Rachel:Chandler,there’saguyrightoverthere.(Pointstothecounter)Chandler:That’samailman!That’sourmailman!(Wavestothemailman)(Sarcastic)Hi.Howareya?Rachel:Chandler,don’tworry!Thisdoesn’tma
3、keyouanylessofaguy!(Chandlerstartsblowingonhisfingernailslikewomendo.)Thatdoes!(Chandlerstopsblowing.)WhatamIsittingon?(Shelooksandfindsahugenail.)Ihatetothinkwhatthiswomanwasscratchingwhenthisbrokeoff.Chandler:Hey,youknowwhousedtohavenailslikethat?Rachel:Hmm.
4、Woman:OH…MY…GAWD!!(Yep,youguessedit.It’sJanice.)OPENINGCREDITS[Scene:ChandlerandJoey'serm,MonicaandRachel's,RachelandJoeyarestandingatthecounter.Monicaisflippingalightswitchonandoffnexttothedoor.]Monica:Joeyletmeaskyouaquestion.Whatdoesthislightswitchdo?Joey:O
5、hh,Nothing.Monica:Didn’titdriveyoucrazytohaveaswitchandnotknowwhatitdid?Joey:Iknowwhatitdid!Nothing.Monica:Theywouldn’thaveputitthereifitdidn’tdosomething!Howcanyounotcare?Joey:Likethis.(Shrugs)Rachel:Well,here’sanotherquestionforya.Uhh,doyouknowwhatthatsilver
6、knobonthetoiletdoes?Joey:Sure!Itflushesit.Rachel:Okay,good.Nowthatsinceyouknow,whenyoucomeoverwouldyoumindactuallyusingit?Chandler:(entering,withJaniceintow)Hello!Joey:Hey!(SeesJanice.)Ah!!(Janicescreamsinsurprise.)Rachel:Guesswhoweranintotoday?!Monica:Janice?
7、!Chandler:Isn’tthisamazing?Monica:Howhaveyoubeen?Janice:Ohwell,I’mdivorced.Phoebe:Ohhh,wow.Janice:Yeah,I’mridingthealimonypony.(Doesthenowfamouslaugh.)Joey:Andthereitis.Janice:Ijustcameuptosay,"Hi!"Hi!(toChandler)Andyou,sweetie,I’llseeyoutonight.Chandler:Okay.
8、Bye.Janice:Bye.Chandler:Bye.Janice:Bye.415橄榄球喔～真不敢相信我居然跑来修指甲!你还说这会很有意思的!你看，弄成这个样子？还有,你说这儿也有男人来的，可我怎么一个都没看见。钱德勒,那边不是有个男的么？那只是个送信的，给我们送信的就是他啊!嗨，你好。钱德勒,别担心!这并不会让你看起来不像个男人的。这样就会了!我坐着什么
