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1、英文笑话一眼就看中Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?" "Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyouwithoneeye.Notes: (1)go-betweenn.媒人 (2)settleon选定；决定Exercises:根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、（F）：
2、 ①Thegirlwasangrywiththego-betweenforhavingcheatedher. ②Thegirlmarriedtheone-eyedman. ③Thego-betweenhadn'ttoldthegirlthefact. ④Thego-betweenthoughtthatjusticewasonhisside. ⑤Thegirlhadn'tfullyunderstoodthego-between'swords.112.一眼就看中 姑娘找到媒人，说：“你欺骗了我。他的一只眼是假眼，你以前为什么不告诉我？” “怎么没告诉你？”媒人也不
3、甘示弱，“你们第一回见面后，我就说，他一眼就看中你了。” 借公牛一用Onceuponatime,therelivedarichman,buthedidn'tknowanywords. Oneday,oneofhisfriendswantedtoborrowanoxfromhim,sohewroteanoteandaskedhisservanttotakeittothisrichman. Aftertheservantgavethenotetotherichman,hepretendedtobereadingitandafterawhile,hesaid,"OK,Ikn
4、ow.Goandtellyourmaster,I'llgomyselfshortly.Notes: (1)hepretendedtobereadingit他假装读着字条。 (2)pretendtodo佯装做Exercises:根据短文回答下列问题： ①Whendidthestorytakeplace? ②Whatproblemdidtherichmanhave? ③Whatdidhisfriendwanttoborrowfromhim? ④Whotookthenotetotherichman? ⑤Therichmanmadeafoolofhimself,di
5、dn'the?111.借公牛一用 从前，有个人很富有，但他不识字。一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一头公牛，便写了个条，让仆人送到富人那里。 仆人把条子给了富人。富人便假装看了一会儿，然后说道：“好啦，我知道了。回去告诉你的主人，我马上自己过去。”练习参考答案：①Alongtimeago. ②Hedidn'tknowandwords. ③Anox. ④Theservant.⑤Yes,hedid.Youmayselect可以选择Thehusbandcomplainedthathiswifealwayscookedthesamedish.Oneday,thehusband
6、gothomeandaskedhiswife,"Mydear,whatwillweeattoday?"Thewifesaid,"Youmayselectthedishtoday."Thehusbandwasverygladandasked,"Whichdishesaretheretoday?""Cabbage.""Theothers?""None.""Thenhowtoselect?""Eatornoteat!"thewifesaid.Notes: (1)complainv.抱怨 (2)cabbagen.白菜Exercises:根据短文选择正确答案： ①Whatdi
7、dthehusbandcomplainabout? A.Hiswifesometimescookedthesamedish. B.Hiswifeseldomcookedthesamedish. C.Hiswifealwayscookedthesamedish. D.Hiswifedidn'tcookanydish. ②Whatquestiondidthehusbandaskoneday? A.Heaskedwhattheywouldcat. B.Heaskediftherewasanythingtoeat. C
