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1、知识改变命运勤奋塑造成功整理人落叶时间2011-4-15天才是百分之九十九的勤奋加百分之一的灵感102TheOneWiththeSonogramattheEnd[SceneCentralPerk,everyone'sthere.]Monica:Whatyouguysdon'tunderstandis,forus,kissingisasimportantasanypartofit.Joey:Yeah,right!.......Y'serious?Phoebe:Oh,yeah!Rachel:Everythingyoun
2、eedtoknowisinthatfirstkiss.Monica:Absolutely.Chandler:Yeah,Ithinkforus,kissingisprettymuchlikeanopeningact,y'know?Imeanit'slikethestand-upcomedianyouhavetositthroughbeforePinkFloydcomesout.Ross:Yeah,and-andit'snotthatwedon'tlikethecomedian,it'sthat-that...that
3、'snotwhyweboughttheticket.Chandler:Theproblemis,though,aftertheconcert'sover,nomatterhowgreattheshowwas,yougirlsarealwayslookingforthecomedianagain,y'know?Imean,we'reinthecar,we'refightingtraffic...basicallyjusttryingtostayawake.Rachel:Yeah,well,wordofadvice:B
4、ringbackthecomedian.Otherwisenexttimeyou'regonnafindyourselfsittingathome,listeningtothatalbumalone.Joey:(pause)....Arewestilltalkingaboutsex?OpeningCredits[Scene:MuseumofPrehistoricHistory,Rossandaco-worker(Marsha)aresettingupanexhibitwhichincludessomemannequ
5、insofcavepeople.]Ross:No,it'sgood,itisgood,it'sjustthat-mm-doesn'tsheseemalittleangry?Marsha:Well,shehasissues.Ross:Doesshe？Marsha:He'soutbangingotherwomenovertheheadwithaclub,whileshesitsathometryingtogetthemastodonsmelloutofthecarpet!Ross:Marsha,thesearecave
6、people.Okay?Theyhaveissueslike'Gee,thatglacier'sgettingkindaclose.'See?Marsha:Speakingofissues,isn'tthatyourex-wife?(Carol,Ross'sex-wife,hasenteredbehindthemandisstandingoutstidetheexhibit.)Ross:(tryingtoignoreher)No.No.Marsha:Yes,itis.Carol!Hi!Ross:Okay,okay,
7、yes,itis.(waves)HowaboutI'll,uh,catchupwithyouintheIceAge.(MarshaextisandRosswavesCarolintotheexhibit.)Ross:Hi.Carol:So.Ross:Youlookgreat.I,uh...Ihatethat.Carol:Sorry.Youlookgoodtoo.Ross:Ah,well,inhere,anyonewho...standserect...Sowhat'snew?Still,uh...Carol:Ale
8、sbian?Ross:Well...youneverknow.How's,um..how'sthefamily?Carol:Marty'sstilltotallyparanoid.Oh,and,uh-102参加助产训练班你们男生不懂亲吻对女生的重要性没错，当真?当真.你想了解的一切全在初吻之中没错对我们而言亲吻就像是开场，就像佛洛伊飞船出场前，你得耐着性子先
