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1、The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E11100:00:27,380-->00:00:28,930将军Checkmate.200:00:30,020-->00:00:31,290-又将?-显然-again?-obviously,300:00:31,300-->00:00:34,280你还不够格来玩三维国际象棋You'renotwellsuitedforthree-dimensionalchess.400:00:34,290-->00:00:37,830你的速度或许更适合玩三维糖果盒游戏Perhapsthree-dimensionalcandylandwouldbemoreyou
2、rspeed.500:00:37,940-->00:00:39,440这盘重来Justresettheboard.600:00:39,450-->00:00:43,660这么多层都得我让你还真丢脸啊Itmustbehumblingtosuckonsomanydifferentlevels.700:00:49,510-->00:00:50,620好伙计们Hey,guys.800:00:50,630-->00:00:53,310-你拿了我的邮件了?-是在这-didyougetmymail?-yeah,righthere.900:00:53,320-->00:00:56,960-内布拉斯加那边
3、怎样?-比北达科他州强-howwasnebraska?-well,betterthannorthdakota.1000:01:02,390-->00:01:05,370我猜这笑话只有在内布拉斯加州才会好笑Iguessthatjoke'sonlyfunnyinnebraska.1100:01:05,390-->00:01:07,990就目前的数据来说你还不能得出这结论Fromthedataathand,youreallycan'tdrawthatconclusion.1200:01:08,000-->00:01:10,150你所能唯一确定的是Allyoucansaywithabsolute
4、certaintyisthat1300:01:10,160-->00:01:12,150这笑话在这儿不好笑thatjokeisnotfunnyhere.1400:01:17,960-->00:01:19,950兄弟们回来真好Boy,it'sgoodtobeback.1500:01:20,790-->00:01:22,970-你家人怎么样?-这趟旅行简直不能再糟了-how'syourfamily?-itwastheworsttrip.1600:01:22,980-->00:01:24,780一个周末下来家里人全病了Everyonegotsickovertheweekend.1700:01:
5、24,790-->00:01:26,770-病了?-又来了-sick?-herewego.1800:01:29,320-->00:01:30,860什么病?Whatkindofsick?1900:01:30,870-->00:01:32,210我猜就是流感吧Theflu,Iguess.2000:01:32,220-->00:01:34,570我不是要你猜我要你确定Idon'tneedyoutoguess.Ineedyoutoknow.2100:01:34,580-->00:01:37,220第一次出现症状是在什么时候Now,whendidthesymptomsfirstappear?22
6、00:01:37,230-->00:01:38,510大概是周五Maybefriday.2300:01:38,520-->00:01:41,100周五上午还是下午?Friday.wasthatmorningorafternoon?2400:01:41,590-->00:01:42,880我...我不...I-idon't...2500:01:42,890-->00:01:45,770小姐好好想想是谁在什么时候擦过鼻子?Think,woman.whoblewtheirnoseandwhen?2600:01:46,100-->00:01:47,250没事的谢尔顿Sheldon,relax.2
7、700:01:47,260-->00:01:50,020她没有任何症状我确定她不会传染Shedoesn'thaveanysymptoms.I'msureshe'snotcontagious.2800:01:50,030-->00:01:51,750拜托Oh,please.2900:01:53,270-->00:01:55,560如果流感只有在症状出现后才会感染Ifinfluenzawasonlycontagiousaftersymp
