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1、哈哈,00后女儿和80后妈妈的可爱语录~ 1.最近给朵朵买了一双大红的袜子,上面有水钻,找出一条黑色长款线衫来搭,感觉真是很好看,很时尚... 朵朵说:为什么我的衣服老是黑色,其实我喜欢粉色的! 妈妈说:黑色很时尚,你要学会欣赏。 朵朵说:我不想欣赏! 妈妈说:你负责穿,妈妈负责欣赏! 朵朵........ otherstaffoftheCentre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJi
2、ngdezhen,JiangxiCommitteeSecretary.Startingin1939servedasrecorderoftheWestNorthOrganization,SecretaryoftheSpecialCommitteeAfterthevictoryofthelongMarch,hehasbeentheNorthwestOfficeoftheFederationofStateenterprisesMinister,ShenmufuguSARmissions,DirectorofNingxiaCo
3、untypartyCommitteeSecretaryandrecorderoftheCountypartyCommitteeSecretary,Ministersand 2.早上朵朵在赖床,妈妈躺在温暖被窝里劝她---小朋友要早起上幼儿园~ 朵朵说:为什么你可以赖床上? 妈妈说:因为我小时候上幼儿园不赖床,所以长大了就可以在床上多躺会! 朵朵说:那爸爸呢? 妈妈说:爸爸小时候跟你一样上幼儿园天天赖床,所以现在每天要早起送你上学! 爸爸:@#¥%&....... otherstaffoftheC
4、entre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJingdezhen,JiangxiCommitteeSecretary.Startingin1939servedasrecorderoftheWestNorthOrganization,SecretaryoftheSpecialCommitteeAfterthevictoryofthelongMarch,hehasbeentheNorthwestOfficeofth
5、eFederationofStateenterprisesMinister,ShenmufuguSARmissions,DirectorofNingxiaCountypartyCommitteeSecretaryandrecorderoftheCountypartyCommitteeSecretary,Ministersand 3.吃饭的时候... 朵朵:妈妈,我肚子疼! 妈妈:那怎么办? 朵朵:我不吃饭就好了! 妈妈:......可是你肚子里的虫子要吃饭啊,如果你不给饭它们吃,它们只好吃你肚子里的肉
6、肉。 otherstaffoftheCentre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJingdezhen,JiangxiCommitteeSecretary.Startingin1939servedasrecorderoftheWestNorthOrganization,SecretaryoftheSpecialCommitteeAfterthevictoryofthelongMarch,hehasbeenthe
7、NorthwestOfficeoftheFederationofStateenterprisesMinister,ShenmufuguSARmissions,DirectorofNingxiaCountypartyCommitteeSecretaryandrecorderoftheCountypartyCommitteeSecretary,Ministersand 朵朵惊恐的问:那肚子会不会破? 妈妈想了想认真的回答:会,肠子啊大小便啊全部流出来....... 爸爸扔下饭碗-----饱了! 4.朵朵想看
8、蜡笔小新,妈妈说你怎么老看,你眼睛会瞎的! 朵朵说:妈妈你好漂亮!妈妈我爱你! 妈妈说:好吧,那就再看一会! otherstaffoftheCentre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJingdezhen,Ji