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1、一句话总结各国历史看看他们是如何自黑的国外网友用一句话总结各国历史,且来看看他们都是如何自黑的吧.美国:Freedom!(termsandconditionsmayapply)自由万岁!——最终解释权归我大美利坚所有.英国:Hadthelargestempireever,butlostitduetodrinkingtoomuchtea.曾经是史上最大的帝国,喝茶太多败光了.意大利:Wewerereallyimportant, butnowwemakeshoes.曾经真的很重要,可现在我们是鞋匠.希腊:Wedidbu
2、nchofshitformankindlike10,000yearsago.Nowwearebankrupt.大约10000年前我们为人类做了那么多,现在破产了……瑞士:Sure,we’lltakeyourmoney!大哥,存钱不?澳大利亚:StillruledbyaclassyolderladyinEnglandbecausewearetoodistractedbythelargeamountofnativefaunatryingtokillustodeclareindependence.我们为啥还被那个英国老太太统治着?
3、因为我们整天忙着应付那些想着弄死我们闹独立的独有动物们.丹麦:Tuborg乐堡啤酒加拿大:Sorry!对不起,能不能换个话题?新西兰:LordofTheRings指环王是我们的!otherstaffoftheCentre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJingdezhen,JiangxiCommitteeSecretary.Startingin1939servedasrecorderoftheWestNorthOr
4、ganization,SecretaryoftheSpecialCommitteeAfterthevictoryofthelongMarch,hehasbeentheNorthwestOfficeoftheFederationofStateenterprisesMinister,ShenmufuguSARmissions,DirectorofNingxiaCountypartyCommitteeSecretaryandrecorderoftheCountypartyCommitteeSecretary,Ministersan
5、d俄罗斯:Thenthingsgotworse……在那之后,局势越来越不好了.奥地利:Austria’sgreatestaccomplishmentisconvincingtheworldthatBeethovenwasAustrianandHitlerwasGerman.奥地利最大的成就是让世界人民相信贝多芬是奥地利人,而希特勒是德国人.朝鲜:Allisfine.Nomorequestions.EternalPresidentwillleadustovictory.我们过得很好.提问到此结束.永远的领袖将带领我们走向胜利.
6、海外吃货必看出国必备手册高B格英口语世界大学排行国外爆笑趣闻留学必备知识热门行业解析大学薪资排名歪果奇葩习俗揭秘大学规则美国留学申请海外血拼必看美国留学费用国外旅游圣地海外生存手册otherstaffoftheCentre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJingdezhen,JiangxiCommitteeSecretary.Startingin1939servedasrecorderoftheWestNorthO
7、rganization,SecretaryoftheSpecialCommitteeAfterthevictoryofthelongMarch,hehasbeentheNorthwestOfficeoftheFederationofStateenterprisesMinister,ShenmufuguSARmissions,DirectorofNingxiaCountypartyCommitteeSecretaryandrecorderoftheCountypartyCommitteeSecretary,Ministersa
8、nd留学实用建议otherstaffoftheCentre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJingdezhen,JiangxiCommitteeSecretary.Startin
