三个馒头引发的血案话剧剧本

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1、Amurdercausedbythreesteamedbun三个馒头引发的血案Majorfigures:WaiterHeroRoseJackBandit（强盗）ABanditBSCENE1Hero:Waiter!Waiter!Waiter:CanIhelpyou?Hero:Doyouhaveanybeef?Waiter:Nobeef.Hero:Doyouhaveanywine?Waiter:Nowine.Hero:Whatdoyouhave?(angry)Waiter:Steamedbun,sir.Doyouwantsome?Hero:OK,bequick.Waiter:Pleas

2、ewait.(W离开，准备拿馒头，H发功，W走来，H掉出一本书，W捡了起来)Waiter:Wow!Ninesunbook!Wheredidyougetit?Hero:Sinceyouasksincerely(既然你诚心诚意的发问了)Letmetellyougenerously（我就大慈大悲的告诉你）Topreventearthfrombeingdestroyed（为了防止地球被毁坏）Tomakeapeacefulworld（为了维护世界的和平）Waiter:Stop,sir!!!CanIhavealook?Hero:Itseemsthatyouhaveatalent,Ihaveto

3、sellit.Waiter:WOW!!!Hero:Onlytenyuan.AndIwillgiveapresentinaddition.Waiter:Areyousure,sir?（W掏钱给H，H偷笑——”Whatafoolishman!”.W开始翻书，狂笑）Waiter:Ninesunbookissoeasy!（发功状）Ahahahah!!!I’mthemasterofkongfu！！！Hero(奸笑):Canhereallybethemasterofkongfuaslongashehasthebook?SCENE2(Rose上，Waiter拿出手机打电话)Rose:Wow!Th

4、esteamedbunlookssodelicious!I‘mhungrynow.(Waiter走了一步，Rose扑了个空)Rose:Waiter,hownicethebunis!Ihavebeenfindingitallthemorning!Couldyougiveittome?(Waiter仍然无视Rose，继续对着电话大喊：IhavegottheNineSunbook!)Rose:I’lltellyouasecret.(Waiter结束打电话，继续大喊I’mthemasterofkongfu)Rose:Ifyougivemethebread,myfathermotherbro

5、thersisterandIwillthankyouforever!!!Waiter:Howmuchdoyouhave?(Rose摸了摸口袋，大喜状，拿出一块钱)Rose:Isoneyuanenough?(W擦汗)Waiter:Areyoumakingfun??Gohomeandaskyoumothertogiveyousteamedbun.Rose:I’mangrynow,Jack!!!Goandfight!!!(转过头)(Jack上)Jack:What’sup,Rose?Rose:Itellyouthatyoushouldcallmethemostbeautifulclever

6、prettydearRoseintheworld!Doyouun-der-stan-d?Jack:OK,themostbeautifulcleverprettydearRoseintheworld,what’sup?Rose:Hemademeangry!Goandfight!Jack:Noproblem.(Jack冲上去，左勾拳，右勾拳，打不中，低头掩面含羞状对Rose哭泣，发出呜~呜声，手抬起，大喊：Shibaluohan!!Goandfight!!)(AB)上，站在远处，双手盘在胸前，抖脚发出哼~哼~哼的声音。。。Waiter:Whoareyou?Whereareshibalu

7、ohan?BanditA:Mynameisshiba!BanditB:Mynameisluohan!BanditA:Theroadisbuiltbyme.BanditB:AndIplantedatree.BanditA:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet.BanditA、B:Giveusallyourmoney！！(BanditA、B上，群殴。。。W倒地昏倒，A、B退后聊天)(Rose和Jack开始交流)Boy:Apieceofcake!Idefeat