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1、1.TheWorld'sGreatestSwordsman (n. 剑客,击剑手)Atanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-place(排名第三的)fencer(n.剑客,击剑者)tookthestage.Aflywasreleased,andwithanarc(n.弧)ofhissword(n.剑,刀)hecuttheflyinhalf.Thecrowdcheered.Thenthesecond-placemansliced(slice n.薄片vt.削)aflyintoquarters.Ahushfellinanticipatio
2、noftheworld'sgreatestswordsman.Hisbladecamedowninamightyarc-buttheinsectcontinuedonitsway!Thecrowdwasaghast.Thegreatestswordsmanhadmissedhistargetcompletely,yethecontinuedtosmile."Whyareyousohappy?"someoneyelled."Youmissed!""Ah,"repliedtheswordsman,"youweren'twatchingverycarefully.Theyflylives,yes
3、-buthewillneverbeafather."stage [n.舞台taketheworldstage登上舞台exhibition ]n.展览(会)release ]vt./n.释(排)放;放开hush v.(使)安静下来n.安静,寂静anticipation n.预期;预料inanticipationof 期待着blade ]n.刀刃,刀片mighty [a.强大的insect ]n.昆虫,虫aghast ]a.惊骇的target [n.目标,对象,靶子vt.瞄准yell ]vi./n.号叫,叫喊2.AMistakeAnAmerican,aScot(Scotland n.苏格兰)a
4、ndaCanadianwerekilledinacaraccident.Theyarrivedatthegatesofheaven,whereaflusteredSt.Peterexplainedthattherehadbeenamistake."Giveme$500each,"hesaid,"andI'llreturnyoutoearthasifthewholethingneverhappened.""Done!"saidtheAmerican.Instantly,hefoundhimselfstandingunhurtnearthescene."Wherearetheothers?"a
5、skedamedic."LastIknew,"saidtheAmerican,"theScotwashagglingprice,andtheCanadianwasarguingthathisgovernmentshouldpay."accident [æksidənt]n.意外遭遇,事故fluster [flʌstə]vt.使惊慌失措flustered惊慌失措的saint英音:[seint]heaven [hevən]n.天堂Done口语(成交)instantly [instəntli]ad.立即,立刻scene [si:n]n.场,地点medic医生haggle [hægəl]vi.讨价
6、还价argue [ɑ:gju:]vi.争论(吵,辩)government政府3.PigorWitch(女巫)Amanisdrivingupasteep,narrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypasseachother,thewomanleansoutofthewindowandyells"PIG!!"Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowandreplies,"WITCH(女巫)!!"Theyeachcontinueontheirway,andasthemanroundsthenex
7、tcorner,hecrashesintoapiginthemiddleoftheroad.Ifonlymenwouldlisten(要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。).steep a.陡的narrow [a.狭窄(隘)的;lean v.(使)倾斜crashvi.碰撞4.ResponseAbilityresponse n.回答abilityn.能力,技巧AnOgden(奥格根市),Iowa,ministerwas