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1、The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E13100:00:00,780-->00:00:03,210"星舰迷航"有新的内幕消息说Newmoredetailsaboutthenewstartrekfilm.200:00:03,570-->00:00:07,100会有描写史巴克出生的镜头There'sgoingtobeascenedepictingspock'sbirth.300:00:07,650-->00:00:08,490我还是对描写I'dbemoreinterested400:00:08,490-->00:00:10,570史巴克是如何被怀上的镜头更感兴趣Inasce
2、nedepictingspock'sconception.500:00:08,490-->00:00:10,570“星舰迷航”主人公之一是Vulcan族600:00:11,880-->00:00:12,940算了吧Oh,please.700:00:12,940-->00:00:16,710对于瓦肯人交配或者你可以说"ponfahr"...Forvulcans,mating--orifyouwill,ponfahr--800:00:12,940-->00:00:16,710瓦肯人是"星舰"系列中的瓦肯星人形生物Ponfarr瓦肯人七年一次的发情期900:00:17,660-->00
3、:00:19,360这是超隐私的事情It'sanextremelyprivatematter.1000:00:19,360-->00:00:21,250但我还是想知道细节Still,I'dliketoknowthedetails.1100:00:21,300-->00:00:22,360他母亲是个人类Hismotherwashuman.1200:00:22,360-->00:00:23,170他父亲是个瓦肯人Hisfatherisvulcan.1300:00:23,170-->00:00:24,290他们不能随便就怀上了Theycouldn'tjustconceive.1400:
4、00:24,290-->00:00:25,870也许他们得去个诊所Maybetheyhadtogotoaclinic.1500:00:25,870-->00:00:27,660想象下史巴克的父亲身处一个小屋Canyouimaginespock'sdadinalittleroom1600:00:27,660-->00:00:30,700里面全是长着尖耳和肥臀的怪物Withacopyofpointyearsandshapelyrears.1700:00:32,350-->00:00:33,320怎么在星舰迷航里Howcomeonstartrek1800:00:33,320-->00:
5、00:35,000每个人的私密部位都长得一样啊?Everybody'sprivatepartsarethesame?1900:00:35,750-->00:00:37,750没有哪一个外星妞对柯克舰长(男主角)说过Noalienladyevertoldcaptainkirk,2000:00:37,750-->00:00:39,590"把你那玩意从我鼻孔里拔出来""hey,getyourthingoutofmynose."2100:00:42,640-->00:00:43,880你们好能不能帮帮忙?Hi.canyouhelpme?2200:00:43,880-->00:00:46,
6、240我正在写电子邮件然后a键坏了Iwaswritingane-mailandthe"a"keygotstuck.2300:00:46,240-->00:00:47,920现在一按就"aaa..."Nowit'sjustgoing"aaa..."2400:00:49,290-->00:00:50,700什么东西洒上面了?What'dyouspillonit?2500:00:50,730-->00:00:51,770没啊Nothing.2600:00:52,430-->00:00:53,350健怡可乐Dietcoke.2700:00:55,170-->00:00:56,130还有酸
7、奶Andyogurt.2800:00:57,300-->00:00:58,480还有点指甲油Andalittlenailpolish.2900:00:58,740-->00:00:59,980我先看看吧I'lltakealookatit.3000:01:00,560-->00:01:03,490先生们请注意本地书呆子新闻Gentlemen,switchingtolocalnerdnews--3100:01:03,730-->00:01:06,630今年的大学物理碗比赛渔夫陈肖杜里
