gregory's iphone contract老妈的iphone家规

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1、Gregory'siPhoneContract老妈的iPhone家规　　DearGregory，　　MerryChristmas！YouarenowtheproudownerofaniPhone.Hotdamn1）！Youareagoodandresponsible13-year-oldboyandyoudeservethisgift.Butwiththeacceptanceofthispresentcomesrulesandregulations.Pleasereadthroughthefollowingcontract.I

2、hopethatyouunderstanditismyjobtoraiseyouintoawell-rounded2），healthyyoungmanthatcanfunctionintheworldandcoexistwithtechnology，notberuledbyit.Failuretocomply3）withthefollowinglistwillresultintermination4）ofyouriPhoneownership.　　1.Itismyphone.Iboughtit.Ipayforit.Iamloa

3、ningittoyou.Aren'tIthegreatest？　　2.Iwillalwaysknowthepassword.　　3.Ifitrings，answerit.Itisaphone.Sayhello；useyourmanners.Donoteverignoreaphonecallifthescreenreads"Mom"or"Dad".Notever.　　4.Handthephonetooneofyourparentspromptly5）at7：30pmeveryschoolnight&everyweekendnig

4、htat9：00pm.Itwillbeshutoffforthenightandturnedonagainat7：30am.Ifyouwouldnotmakeacalltosomeone'slandline6），wherein7）theirparentsmayanswerfirst，thendonotcallortext.Listentothoseinstinctsandrespectotherfamilieslikewewouldliketoberespected.　　5.Itdoesnotgotoschoolwithyou

5、.Haveaconversationwiththepeopleyoutextinperson8）.It'salifeskill.Halfdays，fieldtrips9）andafterschoolactivitieswillrequirespecialconsideration.　　6.Ifitfallsintothetoilet，smashesontheground，orvanishesintothinair10），youareresponsibleforthereplacementcostsorrepairs.Mowal

6、awn，babysit，andstash11）somebirthdaymoney.Itwillhappen；youshouldbeprepared.　　7.Donotusethistechnologytolie，fool，ordeceiveanotherhumanbeing.Donotinvolveyourselfinconversationsthatarehurtfultoothers.Beagoodfriendfirstorstaythehelloutofthecrossfire12）.　　8.Noporn13）.Sear

7、chthewebforinformationyouwouldopenlysharewithme.Ifyouhaveaquestionaboutanything，askaperson―preferablymeoryourfather.　　9.Turnitoff，silenceit，andputitawayinpublic.Especiallyinarestaurant，atthemovies，orwhilespeakingwithanotherhumanbeing.Youarenotarudeperson；donotallowt

8、heiPhonetochangethat.　　10.Donotsendorreceivepicturesofyourprivatepartsoranyoneelse'sprivateparts.Don'tlaugh.Somedayyouwillbetemptedtodothi