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1、Thetaleofthewhitesnake（音乐，幻化人形）Longlongago,therewasawhitesnakewhowassavedbyahumanboy.Thenafter1800years,shecametothehumanworldwithhersisterxiaoqingtofindherbenefactortoreturnthefavor.Sosnakewhiteandsnakegreenbecameintohumanbeingsthroughmagicpower.Theycametotheearthl
2、yparadise------HangZhou,togetanencounterwithherbenefactor.第一幕：断桥上(音乐：前世今生cut版)青：“Sister,isthistheworldofhumanbeing?Howbeautiful!”白：“Becareful,followme!”（闪电，下雨音乐伴奏）青：“Whataheavyrain!”白：“Don’tworry,wehaveanumbrella.”(白素贞撑起一把破伞)许仙上场，白素贞与许仙相遇……（音乐前世今生cut版）许：“Oh,mygod!Ho
3、wbeautiful！”白：“Sohandsome…Mr.，yourclothesiswet,nowIhaveanumbrella,letusshareone.”许：“Oh,thankyou,lovelygirl.Howfinetheweatheris!Wouldyouliketohaveawalkwithme?”白：“Ok,let’sgo.”青：“Sister,sister,let’sgotogether.”白：“Don’tyouseeI’mbusy?Goaway!”(小白用力的推开了小青)小青伤心地跑开了。。。（跑的姿势要
4、有笑点）许：“What’syourname?”白：“SuZhen”许：“Ineversawagirlmorebeautifulthanyou,yourbeautymakestheskyfallingdowntears,whenIsawyou,Idon’tknowwhattosay…”白：“Mr.youcanjustsaywhatyouwanttosay.”许：“Couldyoumarryme?”白：“Yes，Ido,Xiangong!”许：Xiaobai~（音乐今天你要嫁给我cut版）二人离去第二幕:法海收服白素贞旁白：Fro
5、mthenon，snakewhite，snakegreenandXuXianlivedahappylife,theyoftenchewthefat,andburnedthecandleatbothends.untilsuddenlyoneday，missgreenheardthatthemonkFahaiwouldcome.白素贞望向窗外皱眉，掐算的手势，小青走过来。。（音乐掐算）青：“Sister,whatareyoudoinghere?”白：“.I’mthinkingaboutourfuture.Iforecastthat
6、fahaihavecomehere，ourhappylifewillendsoon”青：“Don’tthinklikethat,wewillbesafeandsound.Oh,look,thesceneryisbeautiful……”（音乐得意法海）法海出现（身披床单，一手手拿晾衣杆，一手拿圆形饭盒）法海：“Evilsnake!Today,I’llsubdueyou!Snakewhite,youhavenochancetoescape!”(法海举起了饭盒)小白小青做惊恐状，然后对视一笑，作鄙视的手势（哼哼哼~~）法海看着饭盒说
7、道“toosmall？”然后换脸盆说道“ha-ha，thisisbigenough！”小白小青做惊恐状，定了定神说青：Buddhistmonk，getouthere,otherwise，I’llletyoudieugly.法海：evilsnake，letmegiveyousomecolortoseesee!（法海向前伸出脸盆隔空打伤了小青，小青作负伤状，一手扶着桌子半蹲着）白去扶小青说道：“xiaoqing，areyouok?Keepback,don’tcomeanycloser!青：sister！小白做出准备打架的姿势，此时
8、许仙入场，看到此景许仙：ohdarling，whathappened?法海：Yourwifeisevilspirit!Letmetameher!许仙一手推开白娘子，白娘子啊一声，被推到一旁（要演的有笑点）许仙挡在白娘子面前许仙：Youarealiar.Sheismywife!
