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1、221TheOneWiththeTwoBullies[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.Everyoneisthere.Monicaiswatchingstockpricesonabusinesschannel.]JOEY:HeyMonica,whyarewewatchin'thebusinesschannel?MONICA:'CauseIwasgoingbyittheotherdayandIsawthattherewasastockwithmyinitials,MEG,onitand,well,sometimesIhavetowatchfortw
2、oorthreehoursbeforeitcomesupagainbutwhenitdoes,it'sprettyexciting.RACHEL:Okhoney,youreallyneedajob.ROSS:Mon,speakingofwhich,dadsaysheknowssomeoneyoucancallforaninterview.MONICA:Really.PHOEBE:Ok,rightthere.That,that'sthethirdsigntoday.Rightthere.ROSS:Onbehalfofeveryone,I'djustliketosaybehuh.PH
3、OEBE:No,'causeyoujustsaiddadandeverywhereIgotodayIkeepgettingsignstellingmetogoseemyfather.LikewhenIwaswalkingoverhereandIpassedabuffet...whichismyfather'slastname.EVERYONE:Ahh.PHOEBE:Andtheywereservingfrankswhichishisfirstnameminusthesattheend.Andtherewasarotisseriewithspinningchicken.MONICA
4、:Hisindianname?PHOEBE:NobecauseIchickenedoutthelasttimewhenItriedtomeethim.SoImeancoincidences?Idon'tthinkso.ROSS:Freakish.MONICA:Wow.JOEY:Freaky.MONICA:Weird,weird.RACHEL:Ok,souh,whowantsthelasthamburger?PHOEBE:Oh,alright,that'sit,nowIhavetogoseehim.MONICA:Why?PHOEBE:Hamburger.McDonald's.Old
5、MacDonaldhadafarm,mydadisapharmacist.OPENINGTITLES[Scene:CentralPerk.ChandlerandRossenterinsweatscarryingrackets.]CHANDLER:Man,Iamsobeat.ROSS:Ohyeah.CHANDLER:Hey,youjustwannaforgetaboutraquetballandhangouthere?ROSS:Yeahalright.[theysitatthecouch]BIGBULLY:[walksbackfromthecounter]Heyyou'reinou
6、rseats.ROSS:Oh,sorrywedidn'tknow.LITTLEBULLY:[walksbackfromthecounter]Hey,weweresittingthere.CHANDLER:Ok,thereisonemorewaytosayit,whoknowsit?LITTLEBULLY:Isthatsupposedtobefunny?CHANDLER:Noactually,Iwasjustgoingforcolorful.BIGBULLY:What'swiththisguy?LITTLEBULLY:What'swithyou?ROSS:Uh,nothing,no
7、thing'swithhim.Enjoyyourcoffee.[asthey'rewalkingoff,littlebullygrabsChandlershatfrombehindandputsitonhimself]CHANDLER:Whatjusthappened?LITTLEBULLY:Ijusttookyourhat.See,Icanbefunnytoo.My,myjokeisthatI,Itookyourhat.CHANDLER:That,thatisfunny.Can
