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1、英语一词多义笑话50篇1.Youarejustafool.Ican’tbearyou.--Butyourmothercan.(homonymy)2.(Inarestaurant)--Waiter,theeggsmusthavegonebad.--Sorry,Ionlylaidthetable.(polysemy)3.Farmer:Ifyouwanttospendthenighthere,you'llhavetomakeyourownbed.Travelingsalesman:That'sper
2、fectlyallright.Farmer:Here'sahammerandsaw.Goodnight.(polysemy)4.Wecan’tgetdownfromelephants.Wecanonlygetdownfromducks(homonymy)5.Marriageisaninstitutionwhereamanloseshisbachelor’sdegreeandawomangetshermaster's.(homonymy)6.--Ifyouwantmydaughtertomarry
3、you.Youshouldatleasttellmeonethingpositiveaboutyou.--IamHIVpositive.(polysemy)7.Uglywoman:Don’tyouthinkI’mbeautiful?Photographe:Theanswerliesinthenegative.(homonymy)8.Yourbrainhastwoparts,theleftpartandtherightpart.Therightparthasnothingleft,andthele
4、ftparthasnothingright.——Didyouhearabouttheguywhosewholeleftsidewascutoff?——He'sallrightnow(homonymy)9.TouristswanttofindsomeonetotakepicturesTourists:Excuseme!Areyoufree?prostitute:Ofcoursenot.I'mnotfree.Tourists:why?prostitute:I'm200hundredRMBfo
5、ronenight,or30dollarsforwholeday(polysemy)10.Ayoungboygoestosocialservicesandtellsthemhehasnowheretolive."Whataboutyourparents?"asksthesocialworker."No,theybeatme,"saystheboy."Whataboutyourgrandparents?"saysthesocialworker."No,theybeatmeevenharder!"s
6、aystheboy."Well...wheredoyouwanttostaythen?"repliesthesocialworker."Tottenham,"saystheboy."Theydon'tbeatanyone."(polysemy)11.Adrunkguyapproachesacutegirlinasinglesbar."HiBabe,howaboutadate?"Hesays."Don'twasteyourtime.Inevergooutwithaperfectstranger."
7、"Itseemswearebothinluck.I'mfarfromperfect."(polysemy)12.Arichmanwenttohislawyerandsaid“IwouldliketomakeawillbutIdon'tknowexactlyhowtogoaboutit.”Thelawyersays“Don’tworry.Leaveitalltome.”Themanlookssomewhatupset...“WellIknewyouweregoingtotakethebiggest
8、slice–butI'dliketoleavealittletomychildrentoo!”(polysemy)13.Adown-and-outmusicianwasplayingtheviolininthemiddleofabigshoppingmall.Hehadhisviolincaseopensothatpassersbycoulddropindonations.Thenaburlysecurityguardmarchedoverandaskedhim,"MayIseeyourperm
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