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1、托福听力十大必背段子88.971035理科段子：远程教育Hi,Lynn.Isawyouatregistrationyesterday.Isailedrightthrough,butyouwerestandinginalongline.Yeah.Iwaitedanhourtosignupforadistance-learningcourse.Distancelearning?Neverheardofit.Well,it'snewthissemester.It'sonlyopentopsychologymajors.ButIbetit'llcatchonelsewhere.Yester

2、day,overahundredstudentssignedup.Well,whatisit?It'sanexperimentalcourse.Iregisteredforchildpsychology.AllIhavegottodoiswatchatwelve-weekseriesoftelevisedlessons.Thedepartmentshowsthemsevendifferenttimesadayandinsevendifferentlocations.Don'tyoueverhavetomeetwithprofessor?Yeah.Aftereachpartofthe

3、seriesIhavetotalktoherandtheotherstudentsonthephone,youknow,aboutourideas.Thenwe'llmeetoncampusthreetimesforreviewsandexams.Itsoundsprettynon-traditionaltome.ButIguessitmakessense,consideringhowmanystudentshavejobs.Itmustreallyhelpwiththeirschedules,nottomentionhowitwillcutdownontraffic.Youkno

4、w,lastyearmydepartmentdidasurveyandtheyfoundoutthat80percentofallpsychologymajorswereemployed.That'swhytheycameupwiththeprogram.Look,I'llbeworkingthreedaysaweeknextsemesteranditwaseithercutbackonmyclassesortrythisout.Theonlythingis:doesn'titseemimpersonalthough?Imean,Imisshavingclassdiscussion

5、sandhearingwhatotherpeoplethink.Well,Iguessthat'swhyphonecontact'simportant.Anyway,it'sanexperiment.MaybeI'llenduphatingit.Maybe.ButI'llbecurioustoseehowitworksup.