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1、Ourco-workerwentmissingforafewhours,andwetoreuptheplacelookingforhim.Thebossfinallyfoundhimfastasleep.Ratherthanwakehim,hequietlyplacedanoteontheman'schest."Aslongasyou'reasleep,"itread,"youhaveajob.Butassoonasyouwakeup,you'refired."中文：我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们
2、疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。没叫醒他，老板悄无声息地在我的同事的胸前放了个纸条。“睡觉时”，条上写着，“你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了1)TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".汤姆的借口老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"Amangoestochu
3、rchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond",thenthemansays:"God,canIhaveapenny?"andGodsays"Inasecond"一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊,一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士
4、."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."MothersentTommytothestoreacrossthestreettobuyagoodboxofmatches.WhenTommycameback,motheraskedhim,”Didyoubuyagoodboxofmatches?”“Yes,Mum.”Tommyreplied,”Ihavetriedthemall.”一盒小火柴妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用
5、的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”)Father:Uh,oh,IthinkIjustmadeanillegalright-handturn.Susie:Thatisokay,dad,thepolicemanbehindyoujustdidthesamething!开车父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。)LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortowcents.”Whatd
6、idyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?”“Igaveittoapooroldwoman,”heanswered.Ourco-workerwentmissingforafewhours,andwetoreuptheplacelookingforhim.Thebossfinallyfoundhimfastasleep.Ratherthanwakehim,hequietlyplacedanoteontheman'schest."Aslongasyou'reasleep,
7、"itread,"youhaveajob.Butassoonasyouwakeup,you'refired."中文：我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。没叫醒他，老板悄无声息地在我的同事的胸前放了个纸条。“睡觉时”，条上写着，“你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了1)TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-
8、GoSlow".汤姆的借口老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond",thentheman
