爆笑试卷(B宝版)

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1、全国考试语文统一试卷（Justin  Bieber版）命题：国家教育局高考办公室时间：90分钟分值：150分一，单项选择题（每小题3分，共18分）1，Justin  Bieber的中文名是（  ）      A，B宝，B,贾斯汀·比伯，C.JB，D.比伯2，Justin  Bieber的生日是（  ）     A，1994年3月1日B，1994.3.14C，1993.3.1D，1995.3.143，JB是哪国人民（   ）      A，美国B,英国C，加拿大D.法国4，JB的粉丝叫（  ）        A，BieberB，B宝，C,belieberD，Bee5，

2、JB的星座是（   ）      A，摩羯B，双鱼C，处女D，双子6.     Justin   Bieber的初恋是几岁（        )        A.16   B.15  C.14   D.13二，现代文阅读（每小题3分，共6分）   SeeIneverthoughtthatIcouldwalkthroughfireIneverthoughtthatI(                      )IneverhadthestrengthtotakeithigherUntilIreachedthepointofnoreturnAndthere'sjust

3、noturningbackWhenyourheartsunderattackGonnagiveeverythingIhaveIt'smydestinyIwill（                     )(Iwillfight)Iwillfighttillforever!(makeitright)WheneveryouknockmedownIwillnotstayonthegroundPickitupPickitupPickitupPickitupupupAndneversayneverIneverthoughtIcouldfeelthispowerInevert

4、houghtthatIcouldfeelthisfreeI'mstrongenoughtoclimbthehighesttower6，请给本文拟定一个合适的标题（     ）7，本文是在什么情景下写的（    ）8，请在括号内填补充完整三,阅读(共26分)AhahahahAhahahahAhahahohAhahahahIalwaysknewyouwerethebestthecoolestgirlIknowsoprettierthanalltherestthestarofmyshowsomanytimesIwishedyou'dbetheoneformebutneve

5、rknewyou'dgetlikethisgirlwhatyoudotomeyou'rewhoI'mthinkinofgirlyouain'tmyrunnerupandnomatterwhatyou'realwaysnumberonemyprizeposessiononeandonlyadoreyagirliwantyatheoneIcantlivewithoutthat'syouthat'syouyou'remyspeciallittleladytheonethatmakesmecrazyofallthegirlsI'veeverknownit'syou,it's

6、youmyfavorite,myfavoritemyfavorite,myfavoritegirlmyfavoritegirl     9,请形容一下主人翁写这篇文章是什么心情？四,默写(共10分)     10，请完整默写出——Baby歌词