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1、2010年末最给力段子！！！人才总是层出不穷啊Attheendof2010themostawesomepiece!!!Ah・txtwhatisthetalentalwaysemergeinanendlessstreamofmyth?Listentomenexpresslovetoyou.Whatisthelegend?Listentothemem'spromisetoyou.Whatisadream?Seehowyoureactwhenyouhearthefirsttwo.1.,oneday,ZhangShengandhisfavorite
2、girllunch,suddenly,thegirlshouted"ZhangLang，z,ZhangShenghappyfainted,andwokeupandfoundhimselfhalfacockroachinthebowL2.amanbittenbyadog,rushedtothedoctor・Thedoctorispackinguphisthingsforwork."Lookatthetime・I'moffduty.Whydidyoucomethistime?"Thedoctor，sfacewasfullofdispleasur
3、e・know,doctor,"saidtheman,"butthedogdoesn，tknowhowtogetoffwork・〃！〃3.oneday,agorillaaskedlittleGod,〃w订1webeabletoevolveintwomillionmoreyears?""Shouldbeableto.〃・""LittleLord,"thoughtGodforamoment,andanswered・z，Haha,wearefinallyabletobecomehuman.〃・"GorillaWenyan,jumpingandche
4、ering."Buttwomillionyearslater,humansareprobablygoingtoevolveintoSuperman.〃・""LittleLord,"saidGodsomewhathesitantly.4.aninterviewisbeingheldforanannouncer・"Whydoyoulikebeinganannouncer?^askedtheexaminer"Theintervieweereplied,"first,Iliketalking;second,Ihatebeinginterrupted
5、.〃・〃2.abadmandied,hiswifeintheforeignvisitors,friendsreadOration:Junpurethick,characterandweakpovertyalleviation,alllove・Hiswifelookeddownathissonandsaid,wouldyouliketoseeifyourfatherislyinginthecoffin?"〃3.amanverymuchahandsomegirl,buthisshy,soshehadtosecretlyobservethehab
6、itoftravel,lookedfarfromthewoman.Whenhelookedatitforawhile,hefoundthateveryWednesdaythegirlwouldgotoabeefnoodleshoptohavenoodles・Oneday,hefollowedthewoman・Asshewenttothenoodleshop,themoreshesawher,themoreelegantandbeautifulshefelt,sohesummoneduphiscourageandaskedher,"what'
7、syourname,miss?Misswasshockedbythesuddennoiseandloudlyreplied,"I...I'mbeefnoodle・〃!〃4.,Iwatchedz，Mulanarmy"drama,angri1ytotheofficeofthebosssaid:"thishistoricaleventistoofalse,thatis,foolscansee,Mulanisawoman.〃・Butwhatabouttheofficerswhosleptwithherforamealwithoutknowingit
8、?"Thebosslookedatmeinaleisurelymanner,said:〃ifyouaretheofficer,canyousee?"Sure・〃Isaid,，za
