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1、1什么地方的用户最喜欢关机?1whatlocalusermostlikeshutdown?宁波Ningbo因为有人说:对不起,您拨的用户已关机。。。Becausesomepeoplesay:sorry,thesubscriberyoudialedispoweroff...2.哪两种蔬菜使用手机?萝卜白菜2whattwovegetablesusingamobilephone?Turnipcabbage3.菲尔普斯最崇拜的中国人是谁Whoisthe3mostadmiredChinesePhelps巴金BaJ
2、in4.一天,茄子走在大街,忽然打了一个很大的喷嚏。它抹了把鼻涕生气地说:“又TMD在拍集体照了!”The4day,eggplant,walkinginthestreet,suddenlyabigsneeze.Itputhisnoseandsaidangrily:"andTMDinthegroupphotoshoot!"5.老领导感叹,5theoldleadershiplamented,你们多幸福啊,Howhappyyouare,小姐遍地,Missearth,俺那时出差不仅没小姐,Iwasonabusi
3、nesstripdidnotmiss,回来全家七口挤在一起,Backthefamilyofsevencrowdedtogether,想亲热一下Wanttomakeout还得往门外撒把糖,Havetothedoorandputthesugar,再喊:Callagain:“孩子们我压住你妈快去抢糖啊!!!”"ThechildrenIholdyourmomgograbthesugar!!!"6.手机用户最喜欢去哪?6mobilephoneusersthemostliketogo?吉林通化JilinTonghu
4、a“对不起,您拨打的用户正在通话”"Sorry,thesubscriberyoudialedisbusynow"7.医生~快给我看病!我有健忘症!The7doctor~fasttoseeme!Ihaveamnesia!你什么时候发现你有这种病的?Whattimedoyoufindthatyouhavethedisease?什么病...?Whatdisease...?8.有一天咖啡杯和玻璃杯同时走在路上。突然后面有人喊:“小心啊,有车!”8onedayCoffeecupandglassandwalkont
5、heroad.Suddenlybehindsomeoneshouted:"becareful,acar!"结果玻璃杯被压岁了。。。咖啡杯没事哦。为什么呢?Theglassispressed...OhCoffeecup.Why?因为咖啡杯有耳朵玻璃杯没有呀BecauseCoffeecupearsglassesdonothave9.甲:你年薪多少9A:youryearlysalary乙:800万。B:8000000.甲:那一个月有80万哦A:thereare800000thatmonth乙:是的,这是基本工
6、资。B:Yes,thisisthebasicwage.甲:不错嘛,做什么的A:Well,whattodo乙:做梦的B:Dream10.你姓啥?10ofyourlastname?我姓魏MynameisWei魏什么啊?Weiwhatah?不为什么,我爸姓魏我就姓魏~Fornoreason,mydadnamedWeiIsurnamedWei~11.一个兰州拉面馆前,11aLanzhouhand-pullednoodlesmuseum,“老板,拉一碗面!”"Theboss,abowlofnoodles!"“你要
7、敢吃,我就敢拉!”"Youhavetodaretoeat,Iwillpull!"“……”"......"12.谁都生活在黑暗中?12whoarelivinginthedark?小叮当(因为他伸手不见五指)TinkerBell(becauseheisblind)13.一个小孩和他爸去公共澡堂洗澡,因为地面比较湿,小家伙滑了一下,情急之下抓住他爸的小jj,没有滑倒。不过痛坏了他爸,他爸骂了一句“臭小子,要是和你妈来,非摔死你不可”13achildandhisfathergotopublicbathhouse
8、takeashower,becausethegroundiswet,thelittleguyslipped,panicseizedhisfather'ssmallJJ,noslip.Butthepainbrokehisfather,hisfatherscolded,"smellyboy,andifyourmom,youcannotbenondie"14.有只公鹿在路上跑越跑越快最后变成了高速公鹿14bucksontheroadtorunfa