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1、20条最离谱的辞职理由小编寄语:看看这些搞笑的辞职理由吧,下次辞职你就不愁找不到借口了。 ThenumberofpeoplequittingtheirjobshasbeenclimbingsteadilysinceJune2009,theBureauofLaborStatisticssays,to2.1millioninMarch(thelatestmonthavailable).Andwhereareallthosepeoplegoing,exactly?Asyoumightexpect,mostquitforgreenerpasturesatother
2、companies.Butthenthereareafewwhosereasonsforjumpingshiparemore,shallwesay,unconventional.StaffingfirmOfficeTeamrecentlysurveyed1,300seniormanagersnationwideinavarietyofindustries.Herearesomeofthethingstheysaidaboutwhyworkerswereflyingthecoop: 美国劳工统计局(BureauofLaborStatistics)的数据显示,
3、2009年6月以来美国辞职人数稳步攀升,3月份(最近一个有公布数据的月份)为210万人。这些人辞职究竟去了哪里?和你想的一样,大多数人都在其他公司找到了更好的工作。但还有一些辞职理由就不那么传统了,或许我们可以这样说。劳务派遣公司OfficeTeam最近调查了全美诸多行业的1,300名高管。下面是他们给出的一些员工辞职理由:•"Someoneleftbecauseherbosslostthedogshehadgivenhim."•“有人辞职是因为老板弄丢了她送的狗狗。”•"Ouremployeesaidhewasjoiningthecircus."•“我们有位员工
4、表示,打算加入一个马戏团。”•"AstaffmemberlefttoclimbMountEverest."•“一位员工辞职去登珠峰。”otherstaffoftheCentre.Duringthewar,ZhuwastransferredbacktoJiangxi,andDirectorofthenewOfficeinJingdezhen,JiangxiCommitteeSecretary.Startingin1939servedasrecorderoftheWestNorthOrganization,SecretaryoftheSpecialCommitteeA
5、fterthevictoryofthelongMarch,hehasbeentheNorthwestOfficeoftheFederationofStateenterprisesMinister,ShenmufuguSARmissions,DirectorofNingxiaCountypartyCommitteeSecretaryandrecorderoftheCountypartyCommitteeSecretary,Ministersand•"Therewasanindividualwholefttoplaythetrombone."•“有人辞职去吹长号。”•
6、"Anemployeewantedtoenterabeautycontest."•“一个员工想参加选美比赛。”•"Oneworkerlefttobecomeanapplefarmer."•“一位员工辞职去种苹果。”Afewemployees`statedreasonswerereminiscentofOscarWilde`sallegedlastwords,"Eitherthiswallpapergoes,orIdo."有些员工给出的理由不禁让人想起传说中奥斯卡•王尔德的临终遗言“墙纸或我,总有一个要去了。”•"Onepersonquitbecausehehate
7、dthecarpet."•“有人辞职是因为讨厌办公室的地毯。”•"Aworkerdidnotlikethecolorofthewalls."•“一位员工不喜欢墙壁的颜色。”•"Sheleftbecauseshehatedthelightinginthebuilding."•“她离开是因为她不喜欢大楼里的灯。”•"Hequitbecausehedidn`tlikethewaytheofficesmelled."•“他辞职是因为他不喜欢办公室里的气味。”•"Anindividualdidnotlikethesoundofcabinetsbeingslammed."•“
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