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1、Lamb:TheGospelAccordingtoBiff,Christ'sChildhoodPalChristopherMooreChapter1PrologueTheangelwascleaningouthisclosetswhenthecallcame.Halosandmoonbeamsweresortedintopilesaccordingtobrightness,satchelsofwrathandscabbardsoflightninghungonhookswaitingtobedusted.Awin
2、eskinofgloryhadleakedinthecornerandtheangelblotteditwithawadoffabric.Eachtimeheturnedtheclothamutedchorusrangfromthecloset,asifhe'dclampedtheliddownonapicklejarfullofHallelujahChorus."Raziel,whatinheaven'snameareyoudoing?"ThearchangelStephanwasstandingoverhim
3、,brandishingascrolllikearolled-upmagazineoverapiddlingpuppy."Orders?"theangelasked."Dirt-side.""Iwasjustthere.""Twomillenniaago.""Really?"Razielcheckedhiswatch,thentappedthecrystal."Areyousure?""Whatdoyouthink?"StephanheldoutthescrollsoRazielcouldseetheBurnin
4、gBushseal."WhendoIleave?Iwasalmostfinishedhere.""Now.Packthegiftoftonguesandsomeminormiracles.Noweapons,it'snotawrathjob.You'llbeundercover.Verylowprofile,butimportant.It'sallintheorders."Stephanhandedhimthescroll."Whyme?""Iaskedthattoo.""And?""Iwasremindedwh
5、yangelsarecastout.""Whoa!Thatbig?"Stephancoughed,clearlyanaffectation,sinceangelsdidn'tbreathe."I'mnotsureI'msupposedtoknow,buttherumoristhatit'sanewbook.""You'rekidding.Asequel?Revelations2,justwhenyouthoughtitwassafetosin?""It'saGospel.""AGospel,afterallthi
6、stime?Who?""LeviwhoiscalledBiff."Razieldroppedhisragandstood."Thishastobeamistake.""ItcomesdirectlyfromtheSon.""There'sareasonBiffisn'tmentionedintheotherbooks,youknow?He'satotal-""Don'tsayit.""Buthe'ssuchanasshole.""Youtalklikethatandyouwonderwhyyougetdirt-d
7、uty.""Whynow,aftersolong,thefourGospelshavebeenfinesofar,andwhyhim?""Becauseit'ssomekindofanniversaryindirt-dwellertimeoftheSon'sbirth,andhefeelsit'stimethewholestoryistold."Razielhunghishead."I'dbetterpack.""Giftoftongues,"Stephanreminded."Ofcourse,soIcantak
8、ecrapinathousandlanguages.""Gogetthegoodnews,Raziel.Bringmebacksomechocolate.""Chocolate?""It'sadirt-dwellersnack.You'lllikeit.Sataninventedit.""Devil'sfood?""Youcanonlyeatsomuchwhitecake
